Hewoo.  my name is Megan.  ha ha.  I am 24 years old.  I'm allowed to drink, so whyyyyy not, right [hiccup]? I mean, who cares if {hiccup} I do it everyday.  I can stop whenever I want, I just don't want to yet.  I still live at home, and my parents are always yelling at me and telling me to get a job.  Who wants to work? Not me!  I mean, I just was minding my own buzzzzyness drivin myself home from the party when a parked car ran right out in front of my car.  Can you believe that?  Then the stupid police came and called my parents, now I have 3 people telling me what to do.  Can the policeman really have me admitted to a psychiatric facility for 72 hours?  I'm not crazy, maybe he is crazy.
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